Alan Boyle, reporting for MSNBC some of the sadder news from the last week:
Nine months after the Spirit rover sank into a Martian sand trap, NASA says the troubled traveler will have to remain stationary in order to survive the Red Planet’s winter.
These fucking Martians keep leaving their deadly sand traps everywhere. No regard for life or property. Can’t we, like, send John McCain up there to keep these guys in line?