When I’m giving a talk that doesn’t have a firm time limit, I like to end it with an Ask Me Anything™ segment, which I briefly described before:

That’s where I brilliantly field all questions I can answer, and make up incredibly convincing answers for any I can’t. (In the past, I’ve been asked about computer science, geophysics, abstract algebra, and British post-modern literary theory. Really.)

As an experiment, we’ll try to do the same right here. If you have a question for me, ask away in the comments. Ideally you would ask about things like systems security, programming, scalable systems and Python, but I’ll take humorous questions about education, technology, educational technology, math, British post-modern literary theory and just about any other subject. The questions you leave won’t show up below this post, but I’ll read them all and answer any interesting ones in a followup post. Bonus points for making me think, and don’t be shy. And please don’t ask why I’m so handsome — there’s just no accounting for good genes.

(Update, July 28th: questions are now closed.)